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There was a blue pill and a red pill... ok. Go on... - jhereg


We thought the above was the funniest, but honorable mention goes to...


  • I told you we were overdressed for this bar. - jt

  • 2 songs for $20, huh... okay! - Johnny

  • Well Keanu it's like this: you've got me on the 9 month plan and, if you don't marry me, my faada "Don Coreleone" will have you sleepin' wit da fishes! - TOPHERBOY

  • It's called "acting", Keanu. You pretend you're someone else...you speak in something other than a stoner monotone...you attempt to deliver a compelling performance...oh, never mind! - Gelvis

  • Bottle of red, mmmmmm... bottle of white... - Todd

  • Now, c'mon, sing along with me; "Put Down 6 & Carry 2"! You can do it, and please stop drooling! Makeup! - thomas

  • "OK Keanu... now that you've sitten down, let's talk about your career as of late.." - otter

  • What do you mean you want another bottle of wine. You can`t even stand up now! - obit384

  • So tell me Bob... are you READY to take THE PEPSI CHALLENGE? - minkwheel

  • "Even after downing two bottles of scotch, Jim's girlfriend still didn't look any better to him." - Stewart

  • Yes Keanu, it’s true, you really are a horrible actor! - Ken

  • Listen here,your name is not Neo and you have had way too much to drink so give me the keys for the last time. - myers

  • "Woah! You mean this isn't another Matrix sequel? Do I still know kung fu?" - Zera

  • "I'm telling you, EVERYONE wants to see a Wild Stallions reunion!" - Arioch

  • I mean really darling all guys say the same thing and its just so not true! - Spc Cherrybomb

  • Did you just cut one? - Matt

  • "So let me get this straight. You were hanging out with Bill again, and you lost my camera in 13th-century Eurasia taking snapshots of Genghis Khan? That's a most bogus excuse, Ted." - Gary

  • "Listen, I already know that trick--saying you'll drink me under the table & then gluing yourself to it!" - roz

  • Look at all these empty bottles! Are you drunk again? - terrance

  • Look, I'm sorry-- But for our purposes, two bottles isn't nearly enough of a "specimen!" - michael

  • "Look Keanu, it's gonna take more than 2 beers on the first date to get me to "perform" anything, what kind of girl do you think I am?" - Steve

  • Now why are we going to this cheap restaurant when we can go to an expensive restaurant? - David

  • ‘I guess playing Ted wasn’t that much of a stretch for you. You really are an idiot.’ - Nona

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