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Sorry pal. You can't come up without a wrist band. - Quentin

We thought the above was the funniest, but honorable mention goes to...
- See, Frank... we aren't packing any heat! - Tom
- Of course the suit is handmade. Just like you. - Chazt
- The United Flashers Convention is now in session. - Greg
- See? Arrid Extra Dry really works! I stay dry and comfortable all day! - Johnny
- Costello tries to overwhelm the Frankenstein monster with his body odor, while Abbot looks frantically for a way past Dracula. - ida
- I think it's a little too late to try to impress him! - Dave
- What do you guys think of my Lou Costello costume? I think I'll wear it for the next Chiller costume contest. Bob, when you finish checking the weatherstripping over there, show Drac and Frank your Bud Abbott costume. - Stewart
- I'm the king of the world! wait... where's Leonardo Dicaprio? - dnerd
- Now step through the detector and show me your passport. - paul
- Hey wilber, mines bigger! - joe
- Sorry you didn't say Simon Says. - skyykidd
- Coming soon to a theater near you; "Dinner with Drac" or "Abbott & Costello do the Monster Mash" - nybobby
- Hey Bud - Why are these monsters chasing us? Because I sold them shares of Enron! - james
- I'm on the Jenny Craig diet and look I've lost 25 lbs... oh yeah, well l lost 50 lbs on the Atkins diet! - jesse
- S & K Menswear unveils its new "Monsterific" line. - Marty
- One more step and I drop the pants! - Ben
- Abbot: We're clearly on second. Frankenstein's on third. Costello: Who's on first? - chris
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